I clean my contollers a really weird way, like super crazy insane sterilization. I also did a slight modification to the keys themselves.
Whereabouts in columbus do you live? I live just off of OSU campus, so maybe I can meet up with you at some point and show you what i did to my controllers.
Just a thought. PM me if you're interested.
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