Yeah this is funny...

[Mass Paranoia]

You Know You're Addicted to DDR When...

You buy a pair of shoes / trainers specially for playing DDR.

You only stop playing due to onset of cramp in your legs.

You carry on playing despite having cramp in your legs.

People think you have a stutter when you talk about the game.

You dress in the exact same outfit like the characters dancing on the screen in the background all the time.

You have at least 10 mats for the Playstation in case one breaks.

You steal the panels from the arcade and try to attach it to the playstation so you don't have to play with the controls or buy / use those crappy mats.

The local DDR arcade is now into the bottle water business.

The local arcade now has a private room with a DDR machine just for you.

You vote for your favorite DDR song on your national top 30 song on the radio.

Your personal ambition is to be a butterfly.

Your way of getting to know people is by dancing with them.

You dance on your hands.

You have ripped 14 pants trying to street dance (playing with hands and feet)

You have, through MAJOR alterations, managed to make your DDR mat at home exactly the same as the one in the arcade... down to the plastic arrow your swiped from your neghbourhood arcade...

You refuse to wake up from your sleep every morning to go to school, because you dream that you have eternal credits in the DDR machine.

You find yourselve banned from your neighborhood arcade for spoiling 7 machines with your extreme dancing style.

People at the arcade start asking you to change their money instead of going to the operators.

You dance on the 2nd side of the machine, while player 1 is playing his own, single player game...

Songs that you used to dislike are good now, since they were featured in DDR...

When seeing an attractive women in high heels, your first thought is 'how can she play in those'.


You see arrows when you close your eyes.

You see arrows regardless of eyes open or closed.

You tap away steps on your fingers regardless of where you are.

You start doing DDR steps, in the middle of nowhere, regardless of where you are

You have important work to do, but load up DDR or Stepmania instead for a "quickie"

You can name any song on any mix, and sing along.

You know what Delight Delight Reduplication and Diet Diet Revolution are.

You had most/all of DDR Extreme on your pc before it even came out.

You can remember the exact date when DDR Extreme came out.

You whistle DDR tunes

You have DDR ringing tones on your mobile.

You play DDR Music while you work on your PC.

You copy DDR Music to play in your car or on your mini/cd player

You have every single DDR game on your consoles

You are in love with one of the DDR background characters, and/or you can name them all.

You download DDR competition videos.

You have AAA'ed a Expert/Heavy song on the arcade machine.

You have mastered all the songs on doubles on any level.

You only play DDR at the arcade, no other game is interesting enough.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to DDR.
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LoM=Loss Of Movement
PSM=Phantom Space Monkeys
DDR=Double Data Rate

[Synaesthesia]

Yeah, this isn't that funny, because these jokes have been posted n+1 times.
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im a lasagna whale

G_G

[xoxoRenegadexoxo]

it was....mediocre.

[Paranoia_Brother]

You might be a DDRfreak when you post a topic that was already made


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*Formerly known as That DDR guy at Gr. Lakes*

[Zonic]

What you forgot:
EVERYTHING in your house is DDR, even your car
You joined this forum
You wanna work at Konami
You even bought da arcade version
Every sentence you say will have something to do with DDR
You nicknamed yourself, your friends, &/or your pets after someone in DDR or an artist in DDR
Your hero is Naoki M. & you wish he was your father/best friend/husbend
Your dream job is to get paid for playing DDR
You wanna own a arcade dat ONLY has DDR games
You made a thread like this
You made a post like this
You have arrow ice cubes
You join every DDR tornamant & win them all da time
& all dat other stuff from dat thread XuXa brought up

[Xayro]

i've done 9.5/10s of those.
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Never forget: 9/13/06
[quote:54c3080a2f="Da Bar"]i'm surprised it's still legal to play a cd in your car when there's other people who don't own it with you.[/quote]

[flcl573]

[Jerry Tasslemen]

[T-14]

yo mass paranoia do you have an account on get up move forums because this thread is the " when to know your addiced"thread on that website, and I mean the exact same scary same
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I'm not the best but I'm a DDR nerd.

[PARANOiA -Respect-]

[Mass Paranoia]

[Axe]

[Phrekwenci]

You might be a DDR Freak if Phrekwenci locks your thread.

Due to some over-quoting and linking to a similar thread, this one is locked.
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