What you say, and what you mean...

[Ryudori]

Say: Oh wow, this is your first time playing? You didn't do too bad.
Mean: Well you missed half the steps but I'm just being polite.

Say: That song's kinda difficult. Maybe you want to pick another
Mean: You're gonna get pwnd

Say: Everybody advances at their own pace
Mean: Well maybe you're just slow

Say: That song? Yeah, I think I can pass it
Mean: Ha! I can AAA it on stealth/shuffle

Say: Can I watch you play?
Mean: Can I stare at your ass?
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My DDRecall. Drop me a challenge or something

[Zonic]

Say: I'M SOOOO GOOD!!!
Mean:....For being over 200 lbs. & at age 13 at Light!!

Say: I'm pretty fly
Mean:...For a fat guy....

[Dir en X]

Said: Do you mind versus?
Meant: I only have 1/2 an hour till my mom picks me up, so this is MY TIME!

Said: You can pass this right?
Meant: If you don't pass this I'll set you ablaze for all the arcade to laugh at.

Said: Oh yeah, I can do (insert number)-footers
Meant: Oh yeah, I can do (same number-1 or 2)-footers
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[Julie QQQ...?]

I say: Damn, this inside sensor for the right arrow sucks.
I mean: Damn, this inside sensor for the right arrow sucks.

I say: I'm not that good.
I mean: I'm not that good, but I'm just as knowledgeable and competitive about DDR as most guys are, so when I'm watching you play a 9 and get an A or a weak AA on it, don't think you're impressing me and that I'm just some starry-eyed Asian girl who's going to stroke your conceited little ego. Oh, and the next person who comes up to me telling me that Holic Light is "too hard" for a girl like me is getting a swift and painful kick to the groin.

[Nicx]

[PARANOiA -Respect-]

saying: aight, looks hard, but i'll try it...
meaning: im scared as hell and i think i soiled myself but ok i'll give it a shot, after all how hard could arrows going up a screen be....O GOD!!!

saying: i passed that song at home,
meaning: i barely passed it with a D.

saying: i've never passed heaven is a '57, but i'll do it!
meaning: i'll be holding on to the bar bearly passing until the slow gallops come, in which i'll fail.

saying: hey big guy
meaning: hey fatty.
(i hate thosae two kids who keep making fun of me)

saying: im going to do it on X2!
meaning: i can't read this so im going to put on X2 so i can.

saying: if those two kids do that again i'll kick there butt.
meaning: if they do it again i'll ghive them one hella long lecture.

saying: im alright...
meaing: i can pass bag on X3

saying: let me try! i've been waiting all day!
meaing: im too dumb to put my coin on line so i don't get a turn. so please let someone loose there turn so i can play.

[Synaesthesia]

CONTEXT: "I'm still a little sore from last time."
SUBTEXT: "You think I'm wearing the Ace bandages for fun?"

CONTEXT: "I'm not in very good shape."
SUBTEXT: "Sorry if I left large puddles of sweat on the pad; I'll get some paper towels."

CONTEXT: "Compete against you (or whoever)? No thanks, you'd (they'd) just beat me, and I'll have wasted money."
SUBTEXT: "Whether or not I'd win is irrelevant; I'm not very competetive, mostly because I realize my PA is horrific in most cases."

CONTEXT: (after the rare occasion of being asked how long I've played by some girl) "Uh, I've played seriously for a few months; you (2nd-person) progress pretty quickly." <--all is said while avoiding direct eye contact, fumbling with keys, etc.
SUBTEXT: "Apparently, I've played exactly long enough to make talking to you an uncomfortable experience. You progress pretty quickly when you play by yourself in the garage each night."
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im a lasagna whale

G_G

[Julie QQQ...?]

*hugs Synaesthesia*

You need more confidence, babe!

[elementis0]

Says: wanna play again

Meaning: its soo fun pwning you
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