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0. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:42 am    Post subject: DDR Fairytales Reply with quote

I just thought this would be a funny idea:
Try to make a random fairytale out of as many DDR song titles as possible

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1. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Max 300, there was a noble prince named Jam Jam Reggae.
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2. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time, a peasant was doing his work when Crash! ran into a man named Max. He gave him the power of Dynamite Rave. The peasant was then able to "fly like a Butterfly and sting like a Bumble Bee".

It's fun being creative E1.gif
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3. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She wanted to paint with some Colors but legend of Max didn't let her because she wanted to be a cowgirl.
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4. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time, a Prince Upon a Star visited the Queens Jamaica, where he met a man named Gambol. This man had a lovely Senorita named Nori Nori Nori. Then they all died because they got ran over by a Cowgirl going maximum overdrive. The end.
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5. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At The End of the Century, Captain Jack was Dancing All Alone until the Cartoon Heroes walked by. Crash! The Cartoon Heroes ran into Captain Jack.

"Follow Me!" yelled Captain Jack, as they ran through the Dark Black Forest filled with Butterfly and Bumblebee. Suddenly, they came across a Dead End.

"Aww, we were planning to Do It All Night! I guess we gotta Drop Out. Okay, Boys, Get Up N' Move!" said the leader of the Cartoon Heroes, Nick.

"Oh Nick Please Not So Quick!" shouted a member of the Cartoon Heroes, a Cowgirl.

"Put Your Faith in Me!" said Nick. "Now, who wants to Groove?"

"I Do I Do I Do! Let's Groove!"
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6. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, nice.
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7. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a tyme there was a man named max. He went up to a La senorita. Buenos Dias he yelled! He then offered her sum Candy!! All of a sudden in a WILD RUSH she began to skream WAKA LAKA! Max yelled dont BREAK DOWN. Wait A MINUTE she screamed! You have BROKEN MY HEART. He then began to feel like he hit a DEAD END. You been cheating on me huh max , she screamed. I like to SHARE MY LOVE he responded. NOTHING GONNA STOP he added. She then said make LUV TO ME. THE REFLEX took over and they banged. THE END OF THE CENTURY
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At the top of a Silent Hill, there stood some Cartoon Heroes whom all had severe cases of PARANOiA. Captain Jack was among them. Suddenly, he spotted some Candy that was Burnin' the Floor. He turned to the other Cartoon Heroes but they already melted from the Burning Heat that came from the Candy. He panicked and began to see all sorts of pretty Colors.

"In My Eyes I can see that the End of the Century is drawing us into a great Abyss!" cried Captain Jack as he entered the Twilight Zone.
As the Colors faded, Captain Jack looked upon his Nemesis, La Senorita, head of the Rhythm and Police.

"It seems you just Can't Stop Fallin' In Love, can you, La Senorita, in that corner with the coffe cup," teased Captain Jack. But La Senorita didn't want that garbage. She swung her foot forward to Kick the Can that went into a Dive heading straight for Captain Jack's head.

(I will write more later)
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9. PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DDR fairytales? ooh ooh let me try let me try.

There once was a village of people who had no life. AND WHAT A SURPRISE THERE WAS A DDR MACHINE IN THE VILLAGE
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10. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a girl named Emi she had Freckles and wanted to be a Cowgirl and she had a friend who she wrote a journal about titled My summer love they didn't have phones so they used Walkie Talkies. They one day went to go to an Electrical Parade.
That day was their absolute best.

I made that up in a minute and a half.[/b]
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11. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time in the year 1998, there were a race of people called DAIKENKAI. They lived on a SEXY PLANET called AM-3P XANADU. This planet was one of 321 STARS that resided in the XENON galaxy, which was SKY HIGH above the KAKUMEI galaxy. The MIRACLE MOON of this planet did not protect the Daikenkai from the BURNING HEAT of ORION.78, a SUPER STAR that was SO DEEP in the TWILIGHT ZONE.

The Daikenkai had RADICAL FAITH and LOOKED TO THE SKY for a MIDNIGHT BLAZE of EVER SNOW or even a SHOOTING STAR that would provide a WILD RUSH of MIRACLEs. Sometimes they even did a TRIBAL DANCE of SWEET SWEET MAGIC , hoping for a RAIN OF SORROW. One FANTASY that was AGAINST ALL ODDS.

See, this was no ORDINARY WORLD. ORION.78, the first sun of the planet, was A MINUTE away. And it was a FLASH IN THE NIGHT of unbelievable ORION heat. The AIR was at its HOT LIMIT. It was BURNIN THE FLOOR and causing the people to have a BREAKDOWN, especially in the town of AOI SYODOU. This town had MEMORIES of what happened SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW in the town of TRIP MACHINE CLIMAX. 28 NOVEMBER is all you had to say to bring them to TEARS. But, there was one LITTLE BOY that survived TRIP MACHINE, who was ABSOLUTE in being a LEADING CYBER for the townspeople. The LAST MESSAGE from the TRIP MACHINE SURVIOR was "DON'T STOP your MOBO MOGA. SHARE MY LOVE and DO IT RIGHT! PUT YOUR FAITH IN ME. You're all STILL IN MY HEART"

Listened they did, but the townspeople had PARANOIA because the annual FIREFLY SANDSTORM was due in 5.1.1. D2R minutes. The Daikenkai decided not to KEEP ON MOVIN' but to STAY in the DARK BLACK FOREST. THey were being led by YOZORA NO MUKO, a STUPID BARBER, and SAKURA, who was just a COWGIRL. They were leading an ERA that would make the retired leaders, MR T and MAX 300 proud.

They hoped for one chance. They hoped and prayed for the VANITY ANGEL, the STOIC of GAMELAN DE COUPLE. Vanity Angel ruled 59 moons, one being the MIRACLE MOON. There was one chance. They hoped that the Miracle Moon would cast its MOONLIGHT SHADOW over Orion.78 in this NIGHT IN MOTION.

As the heat and light approached, the Daikenkai feared that they were NEVER GONNA MAKE IT, but Sakura proclaimed, "Vanity Angel will NEVER LET YOU DOWN!". And that is when it happened...

A giant PINK DINOSAUR , an even larger BUTTERFLY, and 2 enormous BUMBLE BEEs emerged . Together they worked to push the Miracle Moon into the path of Orion.78. An eclipse of COLORS showered AM-3P Xanadu.

Everything was well.

Yozora No Muko turned to and asked "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?"
Sakura replied "I DO I DO I DO."
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12. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:O wow, cant beat that
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13. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you should have that published.....or at least make ur own book out of it. you could use it to read to ur little cousins over and over and then they would become slaves of DDR!!!!
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14. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diaclonex wrote:
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I don't think anyone can beat that, it had much less filler than most of these things normally do. And it had as good a storyline as one can probably get from this in a short post, with huge song names in it E1.gif
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15. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehehe, thanks all
I had some time to kill, so I just went with it. Truthfully, near the end I had limited time, so I had to end it abruptly. Maybe a part 2....?
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16. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dallas wrote:
Once upon a tyme there was a man named max. He went up to a La senorita. Buenos Dias he yelled! He then offered her sum Candy!! All of a sudden in a WILD RUSH she began to skream WAKA LAKA! Max yelled dont BREAK DOWN. Wait A MINUTE she screamed! You have BROKEN MY HEART. He then began to feel like he hit a DEAD END. You been cheating on me huh max , she screamed. I like to SHARE MY LOVE he responded. NOTHING GONNA STOP he added. She then said make LUV TO ME. THE REFLEX took over and they banged. THE END OF THE CENTURY


Can I keep you? I'd love to have you in a cage you cute little chipmunk. Mmm I could just eat you up. BUENOS DIAS!
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17. PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont worry, What I might do is make one with "every DDR song name ever produced" in it. It may be long, but it might have a good story behind it.
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You guys have got NOTHING on Taren.

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20, November, 1998. 5:01:01.59 AM, 3P.

I woke up with a blue impulse in the cold air under 321 stars and a miracle moon. I was across the nightmare- my paranoia had caused me to have a secret rendezvous in my dream with a trip machine that yelled "Jane Jana" over and over. Suddenly, it's raining men and the machine yelled "I'm gonna get you!"

I began to run. My right foot shouted genom screams at me like, "Put your faith in me!" I replied, "I do, I do, I do!" And with that, I was off. Thanks to all the D2R I had been playing, the burning heat in my feet didn't bother me. Suddenly I came to the edge of an abyss, but my feet didn't break down. "Don't stop... Gotta keep on movin' and get higher..." I said to myself. I reached into my bag and pulled out a butterfly. I held on to that butterfly for dear life- I didn't want to drop out. Then the butterfly came to a dead end and I heard a crash! "DXY!" I yelled in frustration. I began to dive...

I must have been falling for at least 100 seconds, when I hit the jet world. I knew I was no longer living in America. I looked to the sky to find any last message of where I was. A long train runnin' in maximum overdrive with the shape of a V sped past me as I reached down to examine the pink rose covered in sakura.

I brushed off the metal plate next to the flower. I said R3. Curious, I pushed open the magic door and fell in. I found myself at the end of the century in a not-so-ordinary world. The sky was ever snow, and two destiny lovers were by my side. They had had a happy wedding after their graduation. They were electro tuned for ecstasy! The kind lady turned to me and asked, "Have you ever heard the legend of Max?" I shook my head, and she gave me a cup of love love sugar. I ate it, and began having a healing vision.

Name: Max... 300 years old. He was lying on the floor of a large, dark room. His memories began to come back to him. A man yelled "Get up 'n move!", and Max was on his feet dancing with La Senorita to La Bamba. Those two were really on the jazz. "Ah, this is la copa de la vida. I want you to kiss me all night long! Kiss kiss kiss!" The hyper eurobeat faded away as they grooved the night away.

But that cutie chaser's happiness didn't last long. The feeling of love overwhelmed him. Irresistablement was his driving passion. He made an e-motion with his hand, and a vanity angel from Tsugaru appeared in a wild rush. (Now I need to make an insertion here. The vanity angel was really a blonde girl- a witch doctor- by the name of Dr. Love Heart Shine.)

It was Max's destiny to help Señorita Candy learn the Dynamite Rave. Max danced with his angel to show Candy how to do it. "You gotta do it right, like this. El ritmo tropical only helps you be in my paradise more." After the game of love, Max came back to Candy. She went into a fit of hysteria. "What's wrong, Candy? I just want to share my love. Your freckles make me remember you better when I'm so in love."

Candy wiped away her tears. "That's so deep... you're still in my heart, too. And you'll stay there for all time. Baby baby, gimme your love." They began to dance. Maestro had selected some ska a go go. He was such a ska-holic. "Hold on me! I'm in the mood for dancing!" Candy yelled as she couldn't stop fallin' in love.

Then from the door came Mobo K. Moga. He was notorious for being a waka-laka stealer, and his origin from somewhere over the rainbow didn't help much. He walked up to Candy and said, "You're such a cow, girl. You should make luv to me. Think ya better D-" Max cut him off in mid sentence. "What do you think you're doing? We are the champions! We will rock you if you want to feel the gentle stress of fantasy."

"Let's get down, little bitch!" Mobo grunted at Max. The began to fight. It was a true gamelan de couple. Mobo, the exotic ethnic, hit Max with his afronova and sent him sky high. In the meantime, Candy had slipped over to the gun rack and brandished Heaven (a '57 metallic gray). She dropped the bomb into the chamber and tried to remember what to do next. "I think I... khaki?... ooh, may I see the manual, little boy?"

She read the manual carefully, and then took aim at Mobo. "I believe in miracles. Die, Kenkai!" she yelled, calling him by his middle name. She pulled the leading cyber trigger causing the bullet to shoot across the room and begin to sync in Mobo's chest. Blood of many colors flowed from his wound.

"I feel... Do you remember me? If you were here, we could have had love again tonight. Lovin' you would have made it better. L'amour et la liberte is all I live for, my sweet darlin'. Let's talk it over! We could have been superstars! Mr. T, take me higher..." And with that, Mobo was dead. Someone called the telephone operator and asked for rhythm and police. They arrived within a minute after a speed over Beethoven Street. Max began to celebrate. "It's a miracle! That dam dariram is dead! You did it, my absolute summer love!"

Jack, the police captain, came over to interrogate Candy and Max. "Sana Morette Ne Ente," he cursed, "I haven't seen anything this bad since Matsuri-era Japan!" Jack's stoic personality had shifted. Candy got excited as Jack found himself in a rain of sorrow. "I love this feelin'! He had broken my heart too many times B4U came along, my little firefly. That's right, Jack, I was the one that shot Mobo. The reflex I got from him made me want to shoot him through the center of the heart, so I let the beat hit him. His grave will surely be a silent hill. No cartoon heroes are gonna save him now!"

Jack stopped crying. "True... You can't be lovin' scum like that midnite blaze. When synchronized love gets you, there you'll be. It's sweet sweet love magic, and you're on a sexy planet. What you did was brilliant. To you, I spin the disc. Maestro, play some reggae. Jam, jam, Ms. Candy! Let's groove!"

For Max, unlimited love was an understatement for what he felt for this Gen-X twin bee. Jack and Candy were dancing so fast, they were burnin' the floor! Max had to go get the frozen xenon ray before anyone got hurt. When the saint goes marching, it's hard to get help at the hospital.

After the celebrate nite was over, Max and Candy went to Mikeneko Rock to stargaze. On the way there, Max forgot he had his hi-beams on and almost hit an oncoming car. "Take your highs off! You know you shouldn't have those on when cars are coming!"

After the twilight zone, Max looked up to the stars and saw Orion. "Seventy-eight stars make up that constellation." Well, the white lovers eventually had four kids. The first three were named Nori, Nori, and Nori. The last one was (I think) Yozora... no, Mukou. It was definitely Mukou. Yozora is the name of a gradiusic cyber game that they played all the time. And that's the Legend of Max.


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19. PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

O_O E15.gif that was one of the best DDR story's ever told. he even got the 3 max songs in there too.
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