new lines you think the announcer should say

ddrballer · Trick Member Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Location: WINDSOR CALI

i think it would be pretty funny if he cussed

"you fu*kin suck"

"get your fat-buttocks off the game"

"who taught you to dance"

what do YOU think he should say?
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Rychan · Contributor Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Castle Rock, CO

I think he should tell the people who AAA the really hard stuff to go home and get a life and stop wasting their life on a dance game... or something.

Also a few common sense lessons for some of the folk I've met playing DDR:
"You need a shower"
"Man!! *phew* Learn to use deodorant!"
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SuicideBurger · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:52 pm Post subject:

"better go down a difficulty."
"man! you're on beginner! learn to D-D-D-D-DANCE!"
"*right before a 10* get ready, you're gonna get hit with a big brick!"
XD

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Legend Of Nilo · Trick Member Joined: 15 Dec 2004

"stop playing cause you suck"

voldekillssnape · Trick Member Joined: 03 Mar 2004 Location: Fontana,CA

what the hell

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

beginner mode is ur friend

u play too much stepmania

Dj Sway · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject:

After failing:
"Thank you for playing, and I'm sorry, there is no loser's mode, so next time you should stick with begginer"

Before PSMO
"You're going to need a new lung and a knee brace after this one bi.tch."
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josh loves macho gang · Trick Member Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Location: w00dbridge

chances are though, they're just doing it to be "cool"

on-topic
"aint no rhythm like bad rhythm"

BTTB · Trick Member Joined: 10 Dec 2002 Location: Deep in you.

Listen, dipshit. If you play La copa ONE MORE TIME, I will kill you.

Are you having an epilleptic seizure, or are you flailing becasue you SUCK?

If you can spin butterfly on ANY difficulty, kill yourself with a blunt, rusty razor as soon as possible.

Don't insert the credit in my coin slot, ram it up your ass.
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ddrballer · Trick Member Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Location: WINDSOR CALI

before PSMO
"your gonna need a new buttocks'hole cause your about to get butt raped

on beginner
"you fu*kin suck nutz"

before putting mods
"you are a p*ssy"

game over
"f*ck you very much"

game start
"prepare to get f*cked up"

fail
my mother can move faster than your fat asss

win
beginners luck bi*ch

pick a guy for a charicter
you frick b*tch pick yuni

pick a girl for charicter
damn dude i said yuni

pick yuni as charicter
shiit yeah. *hearing squishy noise in backround* damn, i came to early

terence · Trick Member Joined: 05 Sep 2002 Location: Orlando, FL

how about

"now go make the worst thread evar!"

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ddrballer · Trick Member Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Location: WINDSOR CALI

better yet

"learn to spell before flaming"

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Dj Sway · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:04 pm Post subject:

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Ace Of Hearts · Trick Member Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere

I actually thought someone'd take this seriously. I guess not.

Seriously

Insert Credits (Not Enough Yet): "Keep going..."
Insert Credits (Requirement Met): [Goes to title screen] "Let's DDR!" A few seconds later if nothing is done: "Hit one of the start buttons!"

Highlight a 10-Footer (For 5 Seconds): "You sure about that?"

Not-So-Seriously

Winning: "You steppin' GOOD!" (Parappa The Rapper reference), "I am entranced by your style!", "Perfect! Perfect!!" (50 or more consecutive Perfects)
Losing: Bring in the Solo announcer: "You suck!", see also "Brain fart?", "I don't think that was the pad's fault...", "You sure you know how to play?"
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Bolt-Edge · Trick Member Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Mayfield, OH

"Go Home"
"OMG! Get a life!"
"I think we're gonna need a new pad after this!"
"Call 911!"
"I suggest stretching before this one"
"Let's get moving!"
"Dance the night away!"
"I think you need a replacement leg"
"Keep practicing"
"Come back tomorrow"
"Go back to school"
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