How does that captain Jack get that hottie???

wickedblade290 · Basic Member Joined: 21 Sep 2004

OMg, I saw that girl in the song "In the Navy." He is like this huge gap-toothed fatty who just walkes around with that huge gap in his teeth.

And that girl is soooooooo hot? How does he get her???

Tomo_kun · Trick Member Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Location: SE-WI.

Right, because captain jack is gapped tooth and fat? Wow...

He has had 2 (3?) singers.
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Chesskid1 · Trick Member Joined: 02 May 2004 Location: Kettering, Ohio

captain jack is a P I M P

Danl · Trick Member Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Location: Northfield, MN

heh. and when i looked at the subject of this thread i thought you meant captain jack. in which case i would have to agree with you whole-heartedly. he's a sexy hunk of man.

though he kinda reminds me of a child molester.

ohwell.

even so, when i listen to songs like only you, i think to myself, 'wow, if this were ANYONE but captain jack this song would be the sucks.' but its captain jack.

captain jack is my mother

figuratively speaking.

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Illusion Bomb · Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:46 pm Post subject:

...and he's partnered with her. They aren't going out...
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Brooks · Trick Member Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Location: Mantua, N.J.

Is Captain Jack (The song) going to be in DDR Extream

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Vodka Drunkenski · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:19 pm Post subject:

because captain jack is the fuse between the world of pimping and ddr. like if life were an rpg he would be a lvl. 99 pimp. its like he can snap his fingers and a pair of tits will appear in front of his face.
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whisperinmotion · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:58 pm Post subject:

the hottie in only you...shes cute

'Ivan · Trick Member Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Thailand

This whole topic = WTF!?!

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SO! loves Electroplankton · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:10 pm Post subject:

Key to getting girls=
wear funny hat
gain weight

Do not try this at home.

Captain jack is so hot, he makes straight guys turn gay!

You can not watch a captain jack video and not figure out how he gets girls. He's hilarious, and doesn't mind practically making fun of himself. I mean, the only you video says it all.

Illusion Bomb · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:30 am Post subject:

GPXRoman · Trick Member Joined: 20 Feb 2004 Location: Downtown Congo

The jack is the pimp he plays ddr also did u guys know that! He has the uniform on and everything. the girls cheer the guys turn away in shame and jack's teeth just makes them faint..!

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the2cheat · Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject:

It's called money.
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goodtimesddr · Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject:

Let's say this.

His sense of duty quickly went the way of his uniform.

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xjeffegx · Trick Member Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Location: Meridian, ID

Lemme put it this way: Which would you think women would care about more? 1.Ugly man with gaps in his teeth or 2. CHA-CHING!!!

I don't know how much more simple I can make it to you.

CHA-CHING!!!
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