How To Spot A DDR Poser!

Giga Geno · Basic Member Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Location: Computer Desk

Ok, here are a few tips on how to spot a DDR poser you all can add to the list...

1) They always play the same song...

2) Play around big crowds even though they suck...

Just keep adding this is kinda like a game exept more fun...

-Fire Turret
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Bubblegum · Trick Member Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Location: Merced,Ca

My previous post here has been changed due to the poking at of others. This post should say, How to spot a noob, if that is what you wanna poke at.
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Giga Geno · Basic Member Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Location: Computer Desk

lol, i just noticed this one when I was at the arcade...

4) start singing the song and then fail it.
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Mart · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject:

And what's the point of berating them? If they wanna be posers, just let em be. Going "omg hes a pozar he suxxx!!!111" is just as bad as being one, in my view.

My 2 cents here, take em or leave em!
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!!!! · Trick Member Joined: 28 Sep 2003 Location: in a haus lolo!

I don't know if this qualifies as "being a poser", but, people who look for songs like Sandstorm and Days Go By on arcade machines are teh funny.
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Mart · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

gL.Karl · Trick Member Joined: 27 Jan 2004

5. They post dumb topics like how to spot ddr posers.
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To_The_Sky · Trick Member Joined: 09 Aug 2004

dj 8-ball · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: How To Spot A DDR Poser!

Illusion Bomb · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:35 pm Post subject:

TripleForteSquared · Trick Member Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Location: Freakmont

6) they act like buffoons trying to FS on the stage.
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Fr0sty · Trick Member Joined: 16 Sep 2003

6b) and they don't actually know how to play ddr/freestyle. Otherwise it's okay.

[Team Jiketsu] apd · Trick Member Joined: 26 May 2003 Location: Meriden, CT

7) They buy Ultramix and join a DDR BBS, wait three days, then act HARDCORE
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ddr_hero · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject:

8.) they only do max songs on beginner
9.)they wear sandals,
9b.)they take off their shoes
10.)they don know what a quarter line is.
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Regenesis · Trick Member Joined: 17 Aug 2002 Location: Rockford, IL

I'm sorry you feel that it is the mission of every arcadegoer to act in a manner accordant with your wishes. How about you get over yourself and let them enjoy the game however they want?
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Illusion Bomb · Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:56 am Post subject:

ohnoitschris · Trick Member Joined: 17 Sep 2002 Location: Louisville, KY

There's a huge difference between posers and newbies.

Newbies play the same song on light because they know they can do it and they have fun on it. Hell, that's what I did for most of the beginning of my campaign.

Posers are people who jump other people in coin lines when an audience forms and do crap like Rhythm and Police on 1.5 reverse boost dark hidden.
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DDRmaniacplayer · Trick Member Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Location: Chandler, AZ

I didn't realize you could be a poser at DDR...
Just don't worry about it, I could care less if there posers or not. DDR is supposed to be fun, not bagging on people for being posers or whatever.