Funny moments in DDR history

dynamite spoony · Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:54 am Post subject: Funny moments in DDR history

Ever see someone play DDR, like your mom or dad, and thought it was funny? Well, post up the stories here!

Once, my band class had gone to the skating rink for a little relaxation. We were all lined up at the DDR 5th mix machine and wouldn't ya know it, my band teacher wants to give it a try! So we set him up with a nice easy 1 footer and he passed, of course, but he wanted to try something harder. so we look around for another one footer, but before we could find one, it ran out of time and hit Afronova!! Needless to say it was funny watching that.

So share your stories, and if this topic's been done before, feel free to lock this.
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danger_boy · Trick Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004

hmm, well lets see. My sister and I found out about DDR when we first went to florida on vacation, but we didn't really wanna play it until we went to vegas and watched pros kick its buttocks. I mean these guys were doing cata's like nothing, was great. So we stepped up there, and just tried to hit the arrows (like many newcomers to the game) and looked horrible. Eventually we got the idea. We are going back to vegas again this year, and since we have bought ddr and want to go play on the real pads in vegas.
Just last night my sister saw a ddr game at the arcade in a movie theater with someone really bad on it. She finally had the chance to show others she doesn't suck now! But alas, the only time she gets the chance, and she cant because she's twisted her ankle..

Ok, so not really that funny but whatever.

PS: Can sum1 please tell me what PA stands for?

BlueScreenJunky · Trick Member Joined: 01 Nov 2003 Location: France

PA stands for Perfect Attack = aiming at doing 100% perfect instead of just passing the song or even FC it (FC = Full Combo ^^)

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Tomo_kun · Trick Member Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Location: SE-WI.

Kick The Can- Flying syringes.
Kill Pig in old backgrounds (Kill the cops! Kill the cops! XD Jk).
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Bubblegum · Trick Member Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Location: Merced,Ca

This isn't about anybody in my family but me. Yesterday, I was doing Matsuri Japan in standard mode and totally about to get 100 combos when I thought the left arrow was, a little bit more to the left than it really was, I feel and ended up getting like a c. Thank godness nobody saw! except this heavy mode player! Embarassing!
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Vodka Drunkenski · Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:39 pm Post subject:

One time my friend was freestyling on the song ecstacy. He tried to do a leap frog over the bar and it caught him right in the nuts. So he flies head first into the machine. (I had a video camera there wouldnt ya know, but i failed to capture that moment) My new nickname for him is captain jacka$$. I have never tried to do a leapfrog over the bar since.
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dynamite spoony · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:50 am Post subject:

thanks for all the great replies! Wouldn't you know it I have yet another story!

My mom and dad were watching me play DDR, and they wanted to play. My dad went first. First he did Get down tonight on beginner, and he did pretty well for never had played before. He starts joking and says it was too easy (he got a C on it!) So I say "Would you like to play MaxX Unlimited on Heavy?" and he said "Yeah! That sounds more like it!" So I set it up and....

He nearly tore the mat to shreds! he ended up failing the song of course. I can't even do MaxX Unlimited on standard!
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Vodka Drunkenski · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject:

Alright true story:
Me and a friend are out one night playing ddr. Like usual we work up a sweat that could fill 5 bathtubs. Were driving home and a cop pulls us over. The cop says that he saw my friend, who was driving, swerving around the road. Now I can understand that, as we were in a very deep conversation at the time which would be a distraction. But then the cop pulls me out of the car and tells me that he smelled alchohaul near the vehical. I know for a fact that neither me nor my friend had a drop of alchohaul that night. After a minute or two the cop says he doesnt smell anything anymore. My friend and I decided that the smell must have been the sweat coming off of us. I was given a breathalizer (obviously came up a 000). So this goes to show kiddies, dont ddr and drive. *wonders if maddrd exists*.........
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Shintaro · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jun 2004

Okay I Was Playing Ddr. And I Pissed In My Dogs Face (I Dont Have A Dog) So Like, I Kicked The Dog, And I Died Cause Your Gay.

Rillo · Trick Member Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Ohio (Boohoo)

Well, cartoon-hero, It sounds like you weren't drunk, but I'm wondering about Shintaro... or maybe he is just stupid. I guess I don't take well to animal abuse (or even the mention of it). Ah well. Yeah, the only funny story that I have is one where someone [accidentally?] went in and played doubles and just stayed on one pad during the first half of the song and failed it. He then complained to one of the operaters saying that the pad wasn't working!

Shintaro · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jun 2004

Rillo · Trick Member Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Ohio (Boohoo)

No, I'm actually sitting down right now, making it somewhat hard to trip.
EDIT: I'm sorry, I'm not helping the integrity of this thread at all by replying to the above comment. Sorry I brought the topic off.

dynamite spoony · Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:03 am Post subject:

s'ok, Ryoji. Shintaro's just an buttocks.

I have one last story:

Once, I was playin DDR (Kind Lady on Heavy) when my little kitten Steve (yes, that's his name) started pouncing on the mat. I guess there was a bit of string stuck to my foot cause he clawed my foot, but for some reason I kept playing. so I beat Kind Lady on heavy with a B, but the game didn't mention how I had a cat painfully attatched to my heel while playing.
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