the(unofficial)official DDR joke page!!!!!!

DDR_is_fun123 · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Location: in the Matrix

this is a joke page, duh, and feel free to tell your jokes on here.ill start off.

whats the difference between an enzyme and a hormone???

you cant hear the enzyme!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

im am so gonna get sued for that one
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Mark · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jun 2002 Location: San Diego, CA

Third times a charm

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DDR_is_fun123 · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Location: in the Matrix

i know, im freaked out too, its like double posting when you only hit the post button once.........weird
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DDR_is_fun123 · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Location: in the Matrix

a guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and over many rounds, the giraffe falls over, drunk. so the guy gets up to leave (this is in england by btw) and the barkeep is like"hey, you cant leave that ly'in there!" and the guys like"thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!"
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DDR_is_fun123 · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Location: in the Matrix

oh and uh, btw, you other guys can post your jokes too
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Mark · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jun 2002 Location: San Diego, CA

Maybe we should get some DDR-related jokes now?

dlm · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Location: Columbus, OH

Maybe if we told DDR-related jokes? I got it, I got it!

Two guys walk into a bar to play some DDR....

oh screw it I've got nothing.

Oolong · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:25 pm Post subject:

"That's not my wife, that's Naoki!"
*canned laughter*
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"If there were a country in the world called Funia, Disco House would be its national anthem, as well as the name of its capital city. I was once walking down the street late one night when a hooker called to me from the curb, asking me if I was looking for some fun. "No thanks, Miss" I replied, pulling out a set of headphones. "I've got Disco House, the most fun there is." - Ishkur

ââOriginaleeââ · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:29 pm Post subject:

.....Blow my whistle is a real sexual song if you think about it. <<;.. Lol @ Oolong.

" That's not Ricard Simmons in a pepsi twist. It's Captain Jack " ..=O!!
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Sakura Keep On Movin' I Feel...Insertion So Deep O_____O;;;

I stole that from a friend...no I'm no where close to being that creative

Oolong · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject:

insertion -> deep in you is better
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"If there were a country in the world called Funia, Disco House would be its national anthem, as well as the name of its capital city. I was once walking down the street late one night when a hooker called to me from the curb, asking me if I was looking for some fun. "No thanks, Miss" I replied, pulling out a set of headphones. "I've got Disco House, the most fun there is." - Ishkur

tac-tics · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:18 pm Post subject:

What do you call a ten footer song when you play it in wet shoes?
Trip Machine!

What do The Reflect and Crash have in common?
They're both terrible songs!

How many quarters does it take to AAA bag at 1x?
I never made it without speed mods, go ask Mr. Owl.
A one, a twooo.... a threeee. A three.....
How many quarters does it take to AAA bag at 1x? The world may never know....
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tempest6 · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:23 pm Post subject: Lock This Thread!...

PMG or any other mod out there!

LOCK THIS THREAD!

Please reply, over! Thanks!

tempest6

PMG · Maniac Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Riverside, CA

Locked. DDR is Fun, you're getting 3 points for postwhoring. Try it one more time and you'll be IP banned. Thanks.
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