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Kaleigh
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40.  Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments |
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(7) Thou shalt not think dirty thoughts of the opposite sex while they play.
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Thank you. Best commandment ever.
| Quote: | | (15) <Dedicated to Spike> When on the DDRFreak forums, thou shalt read the FAQ. |
This is a good one too. The FAQ is informative, and is actually kind of funny in some parts.
Nice list, I enjoyed reading it! 
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Luci
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| 41. Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:26 am Post subject: |
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| Agent Smith wrote: | I got one:
If thou's number of songs is 4, then thou shalt not platyth 3, 2, is thy number that thou shalt not count, and 5 is right out,
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For those in the know, this is brilliant! 
For those not in the know, the next commandment would be "Thou shalt go view Monty Python and the Holy Grail NOW!"  |
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LyNeX
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| 42. Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:30 am Post subject: |
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About the bar......
Yea...Don't come to Ohio.
I know that whole section of the movie by heart, but its too damn early for me to type it out. |
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Kosaka-chan
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| 43. Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 7:25 am Post subject: |
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| AcrophobicPixie wrote: | I think they're cute. But do we -really- have to abide by # 7, though?? If the guys can watch us girls bounce, don't we get the right to go and say "Ooooh, cute guy playing DDR... *stops in tracks* Oooh, cute guy has a nice a$$  " |
I completely agree... I mean, guys got it made; they get to watch us! 
But what can we do? Can we help it if we happen to look over and see that cute tall Japanese guy with the baggy pants and the short spiky hair MURDERING legend of max on heavy... oh God... I gotta go sit on an ice cube... 
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BeForU~Dude2~
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| 44. Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| S_CG_Phoenix wrote: | | L1nK wrote: | | What is wasabi? |
You've gotta be kidding me... |
I have another one...(i like this thread...)Thou shalt NEVER walk in front of a DDR player or a giant buzz saw will come right out of the screen and slice your head off. (that wasn't a good one...  )
one more...Thou shalt never step on the pad while someone's playing or thou shalt have ye foot stomped to smitherines and fed to giant japanese dragons.
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The legend of ZAKU 0079
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| 45. Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like I'm gonna have to find stone tablets on which I will carve out the Great DDR Commandments that the Machine has handed down to the Great Propthet Ace Of Hearts . In the meantime, looks like I'll have to print it out on paper .
All hail the Machine and all hail Ace of Hearts.
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Zukin-Man
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| 46. Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:53 am Post subject: |
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| Max. (Period) wrote: | | Thou shalt NEVER walk in front of a DDR player or a giant buzz saw will come right out of the screen and slice your head off. (that wasn't a good one... ) |
Yeah it was. 
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B-boy Seraphim
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Ace Of Hearts
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| 48. Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:50 am Post subject: |
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After receiving your suggestions and doing some thinking, I have modified the list of commandments.
- There are now 20 instead of 15 (five were added)
- Some were modified
- The commandments were organized in such a way that you can now print it out and post it on your local machine
Thus, anybody reading from this post back should disregard any numerical references to the commandments by posters as they are now incorrect.
To read the revised list, just go back to the first page. I edited the first post rather than posting the whole list again.
Let me know what you think about the newly revised list. Thanks!
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Ace Of Hearts
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| 49. Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:25 am Post subject: |
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More modifications. I've changed a few small things, but most notably:
- I modified what is now commandment #7, the dirty thoughts commandment. It should now appease you.
- At great risk of personal injury to myself, I modified (as carefully as I darn well could) what is now commandment #13, the bar commandment. This should now appease most of you. Well, except the people who hate the bar and think it should never be used or perhaps not even exist in the first place. In which case I will carefully say I think you're just a touch too stubborn.
Otherwise, you should all be able to agree with the changes I've made. If there should happen to be any more suggestions, let me know.
Again, I won't C&P the commandments to this post; just check out the first post on the first page for the commandments, because I've been editing that page over and over instead of rewriting them every time.
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PixelBits ~ThatBitch~
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| 50. Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Kosaka-chan wrote: | | I completely agree... I mean, guys got it made; they get to watch us! |
And how many cute girls play DDR and know what they're doing, to boot!
| Quote: | | But what can we do? Can we help it if we happen to look over and see that cute tall Japanese guy with the baggy pants and the short spiky hair MURDERING legend of max on heavy... oh God... I gotta go sit on an ice cube... |
Girly, are you trying to give me heart palpitations? Cause it's working. Though, the cute, somewhat tall muscular guy with no shirt on and a damned nice tan (can I say damn?) sweeping through Sakura on heavy...and then AAing So Deep... *dies* Someone tell my boyfriend that I really -did- love him... Oh, and if you change Japanese to Korean, I know this really sweet guy, great at DDR and Pump... think I have his number around here somewhere 
Ace: Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll love you for forever and a day, but in that purely platonic way n stuff.
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Clover
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| 51. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:28 am Post subject: |
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Oh Wow! This has to be one of the BEST posts ever! That was so awesome! Mad props to you my friend for comming up with this one.
*Hands Ace 50 cookies*
About #7, you all knew I would just HAVE to reply on this one. Mmmmmk...so, boys ALWAYS stare at poor me and Ellechan, I mean, when you gots big boobs, yeah, everyone likes to stare...not to mention me and Ellechan, we can tear the DDR floor up!!!! So yeah, I find it ENTIRELY too hard to abide by this rule....there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. (Didn't mean for that to rhyme  )
As for the rest, I suppose that I am lucky enough to play in a scene where most everyone knows and respects and helps everyone else out....except for on the weekends later at night, it seems then that the Thugs decide to come in and try to threaten me, thats when I call the Security Officer on their @sses. Yeah, see the southwest post for full details on that one! 
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Prismatus
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| 52. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:16 am Post subject: |
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| Clover wrote: | | ...there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. |
PHREK, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Um... where is Colorado Springs?
:hands ace a cookie: Good job, you've delivered my message. Now the world will view you as a messiah.
Oh wait... I'm only a preist |
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BeForU~Dude2~
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| 53. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:27 am Post subject: |
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| thou shalt not punch/kick someone in the back of the knees while playing... |
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{SFSA}MelJ
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| 54. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:33 am Post subject: |
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i like this. 1 of these damn kids at my arcade should read this, especially the shadowing commandment. i swear, if i wasnt nice to every1, id curse at him  . but im guilty of watching girls play and getting dirty thoughts all the time |
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L1nK
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| 55. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Travelingpriest wrote: | | Clover wrote: | | ...there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. |
PHREK, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Um... where is Colorado Springs?
:hands ace a cookie: Good job, you've delivered my message. Now the world will view you as a messiah.
Oh wait... I'm only a preist |
Phrekwenci is a girl? :looks at everybody drops head:
Anyway, I WILL ask the guy at the arcade if i can post the commandments on the machine.
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ICWA
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| 56. Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| L1nK wrote: | | Phrekwenci is a girl? :looks at everybody drops head: |
No.  |
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Clover
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| 57. Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| L1nK wrote: | | Travelingpriest wrote: | | Clover wrote: | | ...there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. |
PHREK, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Um... where is Colorado Springs?
:hands ace a cookie: Good job, you've delivered my message. Now the world will view you as a messiah.
Oh wait... I'm only a preist |
Phrekwenci is a girl? :looks at everybody drops head:
Anyway, I WILL ask the guy at the arcade if i can post the commandments on the machine. |
Hehehehe....that will by far be the funniest thing I read all day.
No, Phrekwenci IS NOT a girl. But he is a BEAUTIFUL boy .
With that out of the way, Colorado Springs is in ummm...Colorado, just south and east a bit of Denver.
Oh, and why on Earth would Phrek ever want to run....from me!?
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L1nK
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| 58. Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| Clover wrote: | | L1nK wrote: | | Travelingpriest wrote: | | Clover wrote: | | ...there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. |
PHREK, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Um... where is Colorado Springs?
:hands ace a cookie: Good job, you've delivered my message. Now the world will view you as a messiah.
Oh wait... I'm only a preist |
Phrekwenci is a girl? :looks at everybody drops head:
Anyway, I WILL ask the guy at the arcade if i can post the commandments on the machine. |
Hehehehe....that will by far be the funniest thing I read all day.
No, Phrekwenci IS NOT a girl. But he is a BEAUTIFUL boy .
With that out of the way, Colorado Springs is in ummm...Colorado, just south and east a bit of Denver.
Oh, and why on Earth would Phrek ever want to run....from me!? |
Oh.
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Pop'n Usagi!
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| 59. Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Clover wrote: | | there are some real hotties who play *coughs Phrekwenci* so, they will imagine me in my underware, while I do the same for them, we all pretend like we just love each other in that "friend" way and go on about our merry DDRing day. |
Who says underwear would be involved? =/
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