Who's farted while playing DDR?

CelestialMortal · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:48 pm Post subject: Farting

Well i went to the arcade once and i had a little crowd going. a person in the audience laid this huge fart while i was playing. We needed fumigation man. It smelled so bad everybody left including me. It was good though cause i was on my last song anyway
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Cyd · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:49 pm Post subject:

Trick Master · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jan 2002 Location: Riverside, CA

It's the jumping that really get's it out. But yeah, my girlfriend will not admit she has intestinal functions. She claims girls just sort of evaporate

. Any how who cares who's had sex while DDRing. I think one should keep their sexual status to themselves it's not exactly a bragging right.

godai · Trick Member Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Location: Groton, CT

i have sex while playing ddr

it's called bar raping

Kissably sweet · Trick Member Joined: 05 Mar 2002 Location: Riverside, CA

Otla · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:35 pm Post subject:

I always fart during Rythmn And Police or Max 300 during gallops or clusters....EEW! The fart is always loud and there is a turd that usually follows

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godai · Trick Member Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Location: Groton, CT

i saw some kid shis his pants while playing ddr

not really but it would be funny

Ikonomi · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:09 pm Post subject:

djsodu372ajai · Trick Member Joined: 16 Aug 2003

One time, when I got off a Machine, I farted. Thank God barely anyone was around!

Sidewinder · Trick Member Joined: 24 Sep 2003

Okay, a story along these lines:

A friend of mine is well known for eating an abomination at Subway known as "The Mess." Basically, it's a hot meatball sub with *everything* on it. I mean sauce, lettuce, onions, peppers, olives...you name it. Now, naturally, this thing is nuclear.

One time, he ate an entire footlong Mess, then hit the arcade to play a round. He stepped onto the pad, started a song, got all pumped, took two steps...then just kinda stopped, stepped very carefully off the pad, and said, "Dude, I think I'm gonna poopy my pants."

We've been retelling that story ever since

dj-Luminus · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA

I'm pretty sure I've let a few when I didn't have a crowd...and maybe some when I did

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*stupidness kicks in*Heh...yeah...TeH fArTs AwR tEh FuNnAy...
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Kristobal · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:56 am Post subject:

I probably did fart once, but it was quite silent. I have the "silent but deadly" type of farts.

most times I dont' though, since I don't like to eat anything before playing. I cramp up too much if I eat.
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Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

I fart while playing on occasion, but I'm small and mostly release pacifist farts that never smell and are rarely heard.

Damnit Sidewinder, now I want to try The Mess.

What kind of sauce(s) and/or cheese(s) goes on it?
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radicalfaith360 · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Dover, NH

I farted once while playing DDR. It's kinda funny, actually.

Brigg Brags About Bag · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject:

My Random All stories even apply to this thread.

I was just done the 3rd song, "Breakdown", during which I developed some kind of gastro-intestinal cramp, and it was transitioning to the 4th song, "Be in My Paradise". I let out a sigh of exhausted relief while at the same time let out this huge, blurbering fart. I mean, this thing was so huge-loud, my asscheeks flapped. Everyone just busted out laughing and I ended up extremely embarassed. Damn good thing it didn't smell horrible, that would have made it 12x funnier and 100% more embarrassing!

I just covered it up by saying, "That's what I think of this Random All!" (Emotion was first song by the way)

Now everyone who was there at the time makes Fart noises when I play B.I.M.P., especially since I do "Road of Slow" a lot trying to beat my best score....
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Trick Master · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jan 2002 Location: Riverside, CA

That was hillarious! but what the hell is B.I.M.P.?

gs68 · Trick Member Joined: 06 Apr 2002 Location: on a plane

I keep doing it, and it f[b]ucking pisses me off.

Cyd · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:20 am Post subject: