Evil DDRer >_<

JaKa · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:42 am Post subject:

Dress up in a black trenchcoat and, uh nevermind...

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[Team Conglom-o]XALAsToR · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2003 Location: Massachusetts

Hm... He might be acting like that just to higher his morale. Thinking that he's better than everyone else most likely raises his self-esteem. Deep down he is a fragile little being. Simply embarrass him in public. If that's not the case throw acid in his eyes!!!!!!

That or break his legs. He will be out of comission for months leaving you to catch up and surpass his skill!

Pinball · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:04 pm Post subject:

oximoron · Trick Member Joined: 11 Jul 2003 Location: James' house

Just ignore him. If you react to his mockery then he will get the satisfaction
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TrOgDoR89 · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:55 pm Post subject:

Well... lets see I myself had to deal with these bastards in my life, before and after I discovered DDR. I've dealt with them in many ways, I think the best way to shut this prick up, is to try and find something embarssing about him. Fight fire with fire, if that doesn't work, doggy smack his buttocks!! if this guy thinks hes so better than u, then how come he hangs out with u in the first place? Don't let him get ya!
-if all else then just ignore him, and if he doesn't leave u alone and he asks why u ignore him THEN TELL HIM WHY AND FLIP HIM OFF!!!
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Oliveman · Trick Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Hopewell Jct.

Hav u read my post on how to kill showoffs?

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Oliveman · Trick Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Hopewell Jct.

or chalenge him to a oni or nonstop mode challenge or use my killing technique but put his on oni!

Oni: means ogre in japanese and he is one, isent he?
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DDRKirisu · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:31 pm Post subject:

Oliveman · Trick Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Hopewell Jct.

then kill him in nonstop, i cant belive theres a ddrer thats evil, my arcade is like all friendly.
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LET ME SHOW YOU THEM · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:51 pm Post subject:

heh, whore pop4 nonstop over and over until you knock the guy completely off

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tac-tics · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:29 pm Post subject:

I found one way to really piss someone off playing DDR is throw a basket ball in their face while they're playing (it happened to me).

It distracts the player, but they can't turn away or they'll fail =-D

Today, I got hit in the face with a giant plastic model of a Carbon-60 structure in chem class..... I get hit in the face a lot. Trust me, it's not fun =-P
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Sarabellum · Trick Member Joined: 19 Jul 2003 Location: Saginaw

ddrmook wrote:
Better yet (I do this all the time when I see people being an buttocks):

You're going to have to find a player that beats 10's or the harder 9's. Something this guy isn't used to seeing. Have this player act as if he is just a newbie. The acting here is critical. He should act shy and timid. After he puts his money in, he should ask the jerk what a good song is for someone to do on his 3rd game ever. Do said song (unless he's really a jerk and gives him something way to hard. Then he'll just have to pick his own song) and play sloppily but make sure you still beat it. He should then proclaim he wants something harder (we're talking an easy 4 or so assuming the jerk picked a 1 or 2) and have him scroll through the songs slowly, as if he were listening to the songs for the first time. After he beats it he should get excited and 'accidentally' put the machine into heavy but jumping for joy on the down arrow. Again scroll through the songs and have him say he's looking for something fast. Do Max300 heavy.

Now look at his expression. Priceless, right? It gets better. He should then say he doesn't understand why everyone says this game is so hard. This'll really steam him. Then ask the jerk if he can do that song too because everyone must be able to if a newbie can.

Ah, the smell of ego crushing and public humiliation in the morning. Sorta smells like BO...

I like this idea alot, but it would be even more effective if the "newbie" was a young kid, or a cute girl!

(Nothing steams a jerk more than getting owned by a girl!)

*Sara

Saint.kcgnz · Trick Member Joined: 27 Jan 2002 Location: NZ-Tokyo-LA-NY

Find the girl he really likes (or even better his girlfriend) and fuck her.

Works wonders.
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MPB3.Radio · Trick Member Joined: 05 Dec 2002 Location: P-Town

I've heard stories about a guy at the Maine Mall who would come in and put $80 into the machine and hog it all day. He wasn't that good (or good at all) and would yell at people calling them fags and ranking on their skill, etc. and no one could kick him out since they had no reason to. He left on his own though, since apparently when he was playing on the nearby LAN, his bag tipped over and out rolled a dildo with a jar of vaseline. I guess the humility got to him.

DDRKirisu · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:33 am Post subject: