DDR Jokes

thewrathoffluffy · Basic Member Joined: 11 Jun 2003

I don't know how far this topic will go, but does anyone have any DDR related jokes?

Darkjolt1 · Trick Member Joined: 11 Apr 2003 Location: Darkness

uh....a guy walked into a ddr machine and said ouch!? or locked?
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HealingV.78 · Trick Member Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: in my house!

In a sarcastic way, this is quite funny...and weird.
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Pop'n Usagi! · Trick Member Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Location: Your mum

2 guys playing DDR. one of them's jumpin around stomping like a psycho.. the other guy turns to him and says:"Man, have you never been mellow?"

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Wellat least i tried

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jeffthecheff · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jul 2003

Top 3 things ddr and sex have in common..

1.more fun in a public place
2. requires stamina
3.I need to pay for it

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Flameboat · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:25 pm Post subject:

If they had 10s on DDR USA would it be called American Pie? (Hint: Read the 10 footers thread).

<shield's face from tomatoes about to be thrown at him...>
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Akirage · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jun 2002

Why did the pirate go to the arcade?

To play D D AARRRRR
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Brigg Brags About Bag · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 3:08 am Post subject:

"Hey, is that a DDR Machine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..."

A Flamingo walks into an arcade and sees two guys playing DDR. When the two are done, the Falmingo pulls them aside and says.

"So let me get this straight. What you do is step to the arrows in rhythm to the music that you select. After which you are then graded as to how well you danced."

One of they guys say "HOLY SH!T!!! A TALKING FLAMINGO!!!"

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*Gets hit by watermelon*
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Max's Period · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 3:22 am Post subject:

hmm... good DDR joke...

... (Not real)

well, I was freestylin to bag on heavy, when, right at the end, when i meant to spin, i did a splits. everyone applauded.

When I left, I was followed with Ohhs and Ahhs of pain.

I say "Are you ok?"

He says" I tryed imitating what you did..."

I'm like

He says "I think I scliced my bag"

"Sticks shield up."
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ICWA · Trick Member Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Location: Long Island

Goenitz_196 · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 6:51 am Post subject:

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Goenitz_196 · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:23 am Post subject:

Flameboat · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:40 am Post subject:

Alright, so this guy's playing DDR and he's doing pretty good. All of a sudden, he turns around and there's Jennifer Lopez and she wants to play so the guy pays to buy a round with her and she picks a 3 footer and the guy aparrently upset so he kicks her in the behind (a pretty easy target to hit) really hard. She sues him and in court he says that he was just taking orders. The judge asks how so and the guy says "You want to sue Bus Stop, they're the ones that told me to 'Kick the Can'".
Uh, get it?
'Cause she has a giganta-mundo butt...
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umm..........

Please, no flames.
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limegreenpotato · Trick Member Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Location: las vegas

jay1short11 · Trick Member Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: in your mom.

Alright well i like this thread but making jokes is alot harder than it looks so to avoid getting flamed i will just tell a normal joke you know JLO dang after all those guys shes been with they should call her JHO i made it up but its easy to think up was it good ehh

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XsTePs OF LightningX · Trick Member Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ceader park TX

the only joke is this topic lol well it is...

how ever the mellow joke was kinda funny (made that up no dout)
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