DDR Song Parodies!~Post em here~

[slkmmm]

[Romantic Boy]

LMAO this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

KEEP THEM COMING!
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Xanga

[Misato]

i'm a b*tch and iguanagirl needs to get a life!

Misato: b*tch
Igunagirl: that is violation...blah blah blah blah....LOCK!
Misato: b*tch

that is teh greatest!

[Blaze519]

Misato, your an angry child aren't u? please post on topic


with that out of the way, I now introduce my newest song, I'm only three hundred fifty pounds (It only takes a minute (extended remix) remix)! making this my third, hope you like

I'm only three hundred fifty pounds (It only takes a minute (extended remix) remix)

I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat
I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat

It's lunch time all day
don't throw that food away
To walk a block takes half a week
Trying to find Micky D's

Now If I get those hunger pains
just gimme those jelly beans
Through the night, I'll be in the fridge
Bar-B-Q'ed ribs from Apple Bee's

I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat
I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat

I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat
I'm only three hundred fifty pounds
A ball of fat, A ball of fat

please take into consideration, I have never really listened to this song, and I just got the real lyrics of of Anime Lyrics to make this one
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[Zep]

I do I do I do I do ,do you love me to.


just for fun
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[gs68]

n00 lyrics to Colors:

As a n00b,
I'm posting some p00p
I am really a f00l
to let you post away.
Trick members in my way
make my m00d
fuck off, d00d!

Postwhoring is a sin
Cesca is a flamer (Fact. Don't kil me for this. ^^;)
3 points belong to me
Yellow, hey! Shut the fuck up!

Post me a smile
I'm fucked, how many moderations?
Only one!

Spike won't let me post
Post, I'm a n00b
What am I going to do?
Shut up mods--mods, you're such some f00s
WILL YOU FUCK OFF, D00D?!?!?!??!!

As a n00b,
I'm posting some p00p
I am really a f00l
to let you post away.
Trick members in my way
make my m00d
fuck off, d00d!

As a n00b,
I'm posting some p00p
I am really a f00l
to let you post away.
Trick members in my way
make my m00d
fuck off, d00000000000d!

[IguanaGrrl]

[One Fu]

The Reject (Parody of The Reflex)

jec-jec-jec-jec-ject!!!

think he is the coolest guy
because he passed 2 songs on "light"
he says that 11th Mix is coming tonight
when Extreme was just release last night!!

i'll smack that bitch for talking shit
another time for playing my turn, (asshole!!)
you always want me to play dynamite rave,
and you try to steal my tokens, too! (you, ho!!)

why you such a bastard?
why you a dickhead?
why you talk bullshit?

why.... why....
why don't you SHOVE IT!?!?!?!

the reject is some little child
who lied he pass all the songs
the reject think he knows all of DDR
when he only played 2nd mix!!!
and watch him challage you to So Deep
thinking he's the bomb
he fails on the light mode, you full-comboed Heavy
next time, he better shut the fuck up!!

HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

and my favorite.....

Just Weed Smokin' (parody of Long Train Runnin')

DJ, bring the reefer (reefer)
and here we go

meet you in the corner
near the alley in the street
see that big ass blunt
as i smoke it through my lips

what the f***? - where the hell am i now?
well i'm f************k up!
ooo...i'm so f***ed up and high now

oh yes, i'm the shadowy drug dealer
don't scream, if you don't wanna get stab, son
taking the train to the a-next station
gonna sell some to underage children
the deal - is gonna happen now
the cost - is 20 bucks per pound
happy - i see you smoking pot
just weed smokin' and you won't stop

like a crackhead, you keep on sniffing
like a pothead, you keep on choking
see you dancing around in the place
i disappear like i'm from outerspace

well, i'm drowzy as i'm walking
as the walls go round and round
and i though i saw a dancing pig
but it was from me smoking too much s***

i saw handcuffs, its the cops!!!
there are arresting me right now
there sending me to jail downtown
well oh nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!!!!!!!

and here you go....to jail

hope you liked those!!!

[BlackDth]

[Blaze519]

[Blaze519]

Wo0t # 4 Fat Squirrel! From the Song Cow Girl Sing along with my fun to ream lyrics

Fat Squirrel (Cow Girl Remix)

I'm a fat Squirrel
Crack Cri-Boo Clang

People say that I'm a good Squirrel
and then I bite them all the time
I'm givin' rabies to the world
But is acorns on my mind

I fight with Birds
Because they take my nuts,they must die
It ain't easy to climb
My life sucks and this would be why

I'm a fat Squirrel
and I'm sittin' in a tree
Crack cri-boo clang
and the limb fell to the ground
I'm a fat Squirrel
I just fell on my azz
crack criboo clang
It really sucks to be fat

I'm a fat Squirrel
and I'm sittin' in a tree
Crack criboo clang
and this damn limb just broke
I'm a fat Squirrel
and here comes the mower
Screech shi- fu dang
This sucks real bad
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[BlackDth]

"I'm a fat Squirrel
and here comes the mower
Screech shi- fu dang
This sucks real bad"

[midnight samurai]

Not really much of a parody. But during secret rendezvous during the part where they sing "You want to keep his love all for yourself"....Me (and some of my friends) sing "You want to keep his lumber for yourself" instead.
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What tough samurai guys do with a katana, you just did with your eyes.
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[Drunk With Power!!]

It's not as good as the other ones, but I made one anyway

"I'll Sit and Wait" aka Homer's Theme(Sung to "Drifting Away")

Everytime I drop the remote control
It changes to a different show
But this couch is my buttocks's home

Aw, damnit Marge still isn't home
This Martha Stewart's such a ho
My arm is ready to go numb

I'll sit and wait
Then maybe Marge will pick it up for me
Lisa or Bart
Aw crap, they're not home...wait, is that Barney?

Homer:
I'll Sit and waaaaaaaaait.....

Barney:
I'm missing some chaaaaaaange.....

Homer:
I'll sit and wait...(and wait, and wait, and wait...)
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I am drunk with power. Fear Me.


Rarr.

Tee-hee, myspace!:
http://www.myspace.com/stoopidmike

[Poochy]

I'm working on "EBay" (starring the DDR Freak mods), a parody of Hot Limit. Here's what I have so far:

Don't throw it away
Sell it on EBay

Don't throw it away
Sell it on EBay

Useless stuff is always eating up my credit

A water bottle used by Spike
Remy's beat-up old kite
I bid on all this pointless stuff, on EBay
A old towel that was used to wipe Maple's head
A hankerchief containing sweat from JDogg's forehead

I don't know why I bid on all this junk
My credit before already stunk
My garage is filled with all of this crap
More arrives, at my doorstep
In bubble wrap
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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Don't make me mad, I know karate!
(Not to mention a bunch of other Japanese words.)

[Blaze519]

lol very nice I like how u are working in the mods
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[a_seal]

To www.blonde girl

Baby tonight
This bra isnt my size
for sweet lovin
oh my oh my
you are the king of my size
my lover

I know i know
That you stuff it
I do I do
love your big size tits
I know I know
that you stuff it
Full of things for me

To be a ditzy girl
A bra stuffing girl
Filling it with tissues just for you
Im just a chested girl
Not really this big girl
Bed is now so crazy
Tissues fall out lazily ( worst rhyme ever)

To be a ditzy girl
A bra stuffing girl
Filling it with tissues just for you
Theres stuffing everywhere
not full of air
chicka chicka bye tissue girls

To be a ditzy girl
A bra stuffing girl
Filling it with tissues just for you
Im just a chested girl
Not really this big girl
Bed is now so crazy
Tissues fall out lazily ( worst rhyme ever)

To be a ditzy girl
A bra stuffing girl
Filling it with tissues just for you
Theres stuffing everywhere
not full of air
chicka chicka bye tissue girls

and there was my sad excuse for a parody
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And always remember:
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with!

[Tsunami Forever]

[Saiyajin]

Did any of you ever see the "drink ritalin" flash video made for Hot Limit? It's HILARIOUS! It has the music playing in the background for Hot Limit, and what the song sounds like... which is not the real lyrics(the lyrics you guys posted, I believe it was). If anyone wants it, contact me on AIM, and I'll send it to you...
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[Project: J-ko]

No parody thread is complete without Ba Kkwo!

I wish I could take credit for this, but I only found this parody...I didn't make it up myself.

BA KKWO

Now you've poisoned boys, boot rush, you, now I crush you.
Analyzin' my brain, my gosh he's choking Saddam!

Lemme go kill everybody, lemme go spit on your body.
you're too fat for me body, you EAT and you can't touch my body!!

Ma cooked dad some sh**ty onions,
Dad threw me so that my body's sore
All them moogles need a humpin' dig a somethin ugly raw.

Can your daddy eat a guava raw,
Well you so bunchin hooter idiot
Ma says go, ya gotta jog with the women, I don't care.

Ma says God is coming for your soul,
Together, ya better take the country mile.
Night is falling cause it's boo-ya hello easy needs a star...
Waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) No instant car!
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Surrender now!
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) No Reeses now!
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) He's standing there.
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) No instant car
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Surrender now
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) No Reeses now
Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo! (Ba Kkwo!) Ba Kkwo!

So standing standing for Ba Kkwo!!!
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