The Most Retarded DDR-Related Comment(s) Said To You

-LoC- SkitZ® · Trick Member Joined: 10 Nov 2002 Location: Union, NJ

[quote allmost everyone who doesn't play] how do you play this? do you just jump? what's the arrows for?[/quote allmost everyone who doesn't play]

nuff said
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DJ_QUACKQUACK · Trick Member Joined: 07 Mar 2003

Usual quotes:

-when do you have to step on the arrows?
-what do the feet indicate?
-your good, is this your first time playing?
-why do you look so cool when you play, and you always get A's, how can you get a flawless score, not break a sweat, and still look good?....

ok, maybe th last one never happened...yet

..who am i kidding

-Mystik- · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jun 2002 Location: NorCal

Mine would have to be, "Whats the most Retarded DDR comment said to you"

j/k anywho mine would be, "Thats not how you play, your supposed to wait for the arrows to light up"

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Irob · Trick Member Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Location: Boringtown, NJ

Lol that hilarious.

Also, when I bring my pads and game to a party and I get the one hesitant player to play when the announcer says "FINAL STAGE"

Doomed · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 4:55 pm Post subject:

'Is that exercise?' (While I'm standing there at the end of a song, wiping away sweat and breathing hard.)

I ran through a few possible choice answers, but I was nice and settled on 'It depends'.
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Mr. Deus · Trick Member Joined: 27 Dec 2002 Location: smooveville

"are you a proffestional dancer?"

Remy · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Astoria, NY

Not quite DDR, but after I finished a game of Pump Extra:

Guy: You're pretty good.
Me: Thanks.
Guy: You played Hydro Thunder yet?
Me: ...
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CStarFlare · Maniac Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002

I was with a friend at the arcade playing. He was doing 4s or 5s back then, as I recall.

And so this one guy comes in with a group of friends. They all play, but he just sits off to the side.

Every time my friend went up, he'd say stuff like "This obviously isn't your game. You should go play something else."

We left early so we could spend some time bitching about him. Even though he didn't say anything to me, I wanted to yell at/hit/both him.

That's right, I wanted to both him.

"OH GOD, that kid just bothed me! Help, guys!"

*friends back away*

Setzer · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 5:26 pm Post subject:

Alright, because someone is gonna say it, I might as well get it out of the way

[quote="CStarFlare of TGL"]
That's right, I wanted to both him.

"OH GOD, that kid just bothed me! Help, guys!"
[quote]

but seriously, i think the worst one i ever heard was an idea for a freestyle

Amanda- I know! Lets turn off all the lights and have 8 people jump on each arrow while playing Crash! And we can have a beach ball bouncing around and wave glowsticks around too!

...glowsticks...
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Rancidfish · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject:

Someone talking about a tournament they were in with just their friends, and being very impressed that they FCed Super Star during final match. Note that the song in the previous round had been MAX300, and all four players had passed the song easily.

"It's easier to pass MAX300 than to full-combo anything."

It's not as stupid as some of the stuff other people have quoted, but it just stands out for me.
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USDForum · Trick Member Joined: 05 Apr 2002 Location: wallhax

"Have you ever tried dancing for money?" I gave the guy a craziest look after he said that to me....

Edit: Spelling errors....
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The Dancing Cat · Trick Member Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Location: cat land

Well, it wasn't said to me,but this is what happened...................I was watching this guy play,and after the song(I forget which one it was) this guy walks up and says"Have you ever done the River Dance?"

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firefly143 · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 7:47 pm Post subject:

skelecrypto · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 9:12 pm Post subject:

Was playing on a 3rd mix, and some guys were doin' light stuff.... I was watching, waiting for my turn.

I put the machine on SSR, and they came up and said, "There's no way you can do this"

After I got done with my set, they said...

"You cheated! There's no way anyone could beat Dynamite Rave!"

Ugh...
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ohnoitschris · Trick Member Joined: 17 Sep 2002 Location: Louisville, KY

Drenchfur · Trick Member Joined: 27 Feb 2003

* watches me, doubles standard *

"Dance Dance...hmm...

...Do those arrows incorporate actual dance moves?"

wardrich · Trick Member Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada

I play it in a bowling alley by my house. It is relatively quiet (as in not many people play it, not as in the machine is muted). Anyway, my good friend who i always play DDR with was talkin to some friends at the alley, and i told him to hurry up so we could play... so what does he say... "Wow... you are really obsessed with that game!... no crap! I have Stepmania, DWI, Delight Delight Reduplication, AND a DDR demo on my computer, PLUS i usually spend like 15 or so bucks (Canadian) a week on the machine!

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Pyroblaze · Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 6:26 am Post subject:

"This game is pointless."

and the one i'm sure everyone has heard...

"this game is gay"
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Ciaratha · Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 6:32 am Post subject:

"Your stealing my turn by using both sides" whilst in mid play of my first song.

Lets see it was my turn. My dollar. I was playing doubles and the new person was clueless on the concept.
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